I dont think I would actually eat the sandwich

King Ing May 7, 2008 4

From Deadspin comes the greatest way to sneak booze into the racetrack. Cadaverblender gives you a “step by step booklet” on how to make the ultimate alcohol sandwich. I think its great for sneaking the bottle of Crown Royal in, but is it really necessary to eat the sandwich. It just seems kind of skeevy. My question is, wouldn’t it be easier just to pre-mix the alcohol in a 2 litre bottle of soda right before you leave for the racetrack? Oh, these guys must be gully and drink it straight. I just hope I can get a bucket again this year at the Preakness! (Hint Hint)

4 Comments »

  1. Big G May 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm -

    King, don’t mess around with us!. Remember, I have 19s son. I actually have a pic of the King with a bucket from last years Preakness. We should put it up for your Preakness Preview Post.

  2. CadaverBlender May 8, 2008 at 12:03 am -

    You’ll be happy to know most of us did not in fact eat the sandwich. You’re not alone in suggesting mixing the booze with other liquids but unlike Pimlico, Churchill Downs has very strict regulations on what can and cannot enter the premises and that list includes both liquids and coolers. Everything has to be in 18×18 clear plastic bags limited to 2 per person. They also pat you down quite extensively.

  3. Toph May 8, 2008 at 9:18 am -

    Is it true?? Do sportscracklepop viewers get what we want? Is Kinging doing a live blog from the Preakness? All I have to say is if it’s a joke, 19’s will be wrapped around that spiked fro of yours!

  4. King Ing May 8, 2008 at 10:36 am -

    We will see. I can’t make up my mind!

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