Archive for April, 2008

If Anyone Has A Cellphone Pic of Buzz Bissinger Pooping In The Woods, Please Send It Along

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Buzz Bissinger once wrote a good book a long time ago. (I never actually read it. Is it good?) Now he's scared of the series of tubes that is the internet and the dreaded "sportsblogs". Why? Because he thinks they're mean. That's why he went on ...

Karl Malone Has Great Genes. And They Would Look Great Under Your Bunkbed

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The Mailman has now delivered two professional athletes. His daughter, Cheryl Ford, is a star in the WNBA. Now, his son has been drafted by the Buffalo Bills. But Demetrius Bell doesn't want anything to do with Karl Malone, and in fact didn't know he was his ...

Andrew Bynum likes his frat parties

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

What does an injured NBA player do when his team is in the NBA playoffs? If you are Andrew Bynum you attend a Sigma Nu house party at UCLA. And how do you rehab an injured knee? You do exactly what Bynumite does: Bynum walked out of the hall, down a ...

Not a good day to be named Avery

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Get well soon Sean. Avery was hospitalized with a lacerated spleen suffered during Game 3 of the NHL playoffs. The injury will knock him out for the remainder of the postseason. Although he is the most hated player in the game today, the Penguins realized the severity of the situation ...

I need to post a youtube video of me playing Pop-a-Shot

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

This great find at Sportsbybrooks from Phillyburbs.com has this article about Andy Studebaker and the youtube video that eventually led to him being drafted in this years NFL Draft. �Nobody ever heard of this kid, but then his workout started popping up on You Tube and next thing you know, ...

Someone give John Daly a shirt

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

I might not know much about golf, but I do know they don't let you on the course without shoes and a shirt. But if you are John Daly and you own a course in Branson, MO; i guess you can do what you want. He just had surgery to ...

The SUNS setting in DALLAS

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Spurs 92 Suns 87 - In what was suppose to be the best series of the first round, the Spurs showed the rest of the NBA that if you want the crown you are gonna have to come through San Antonio. Led by Tony Parker (31 pts) and Tim Duncan ...

Obama is much better at basketball than he is at bowling

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Barack Obama got a chance to scrimmage with the UNC Tar Heels yesterday. Although he was held scoreless, he did have a couple of assists and a smooth little drive where he almost scored on 6�9� Tyler Hansbrough. After watching this video, there is no doubt he would beat Tony ...

Can we please get some readers from China?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

In our odd sports-meets-politics-meets-interweb related news, the Chinese government has reportedly removed all search results when searching for ??? (Carrefour, the French supermarket chain) when searching from Google.cn. The Chinese people got upset and began boycotting the Carrefour supermarkets as a result of an attack against a handicapped Olympic ...

I Bet Josh Howard Would Just Say No To The Knicks

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

If the Mavs lose in the first round again this year, there has been talk that Mark Cuban would blow the team up. If that includes trading Josh Howard, the Knicks should stay as far away as possible. Sure, a relatively young do-it-all small forward could be a ...