The over/under number of times I laughed at this video is set at 0.5. It might just be that I hate the Yankees, but it’s probably because this just isn’t funny.

Paula Deen is the queen of showing Americans how to cook foods with such high salt and fat content. Unfortunately last week she told the public about her 3 year battle with Type 2 diabetes. The uproar came as she also announced a rich deal with drug maker Novo Nordisk to be the face of their company. Why wait so long to come out? And even worse, why continue to shove the idea that fat is fine into the American public’s face?

Deen’s biggest haters came out of the woodwork. From Eddie Huang to Anthony Bourdain.  The “No Reservations” host tweeted this…“Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.”

Even New York Sports Club got in on the “fun.”

The Dallas Mavericks received their championship rings last night and boy are they a thing of beauty. Mark Cuban teamed up with Jostens to create what might be the gaudiest ring ever.

Each one made with 14 K White Gold, 219 Brilliant round diamonds, and 31 Custom cut princess diamonds totaling 10 karats.

I remember Jostens designed our high school class rings. They didn’t look anything like this.

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I’m getting old. I just don’t understand the lingo anymore.

Can someone explain this tweet to me? When Birdman says “I’m Bet 5million 2 any n*****a.like tha Giants,” does that mean he will bet anyone that likes the Giants $5 million or is he going to bet that amount (say with Vegas) on the Super Bowl regardless.

50 Cent, we are waiting your response. Floyd Mayweather and yourself should book that bet.

Birdman, I hope you get a different result than the last time you made a 7 figure wager on a championship event.

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Ray Lewis needs to give me a motivational talking to. I mean listen to his locker room speech after the Ravens lost to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship on Sunday.

The man puts everything in perspective. Billy Cundiff, you are safe….for NOW.

Instead let me live on Megan Fox Island for a little bit.

The LOST Island, with the Smoke Monster was less creepy than Mike Tyson’s place.

How much did this Brazilian language school have to shell out to have both of them in the commercial? They must have a Notre Dame type endowment.

This may be the greatest debut in the history of debuts. Chuck Giampa just killing it for the Showtime Boxing team.

He sounded like me giving an oral presentation in high school.

-H?T Awful Announcing

By now, we’ve all seen this commercial for McDonalds’s Chicken McNuggets.

I hate it. Let’s talk about why

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The Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins went to the White House today. Well, most of them did.

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Wayne Rooney likes it on both ends.

-H/T J Traina